Roller Girl

Yes, those are real Roller Blades and - believe me - she knows how to use them. Roller Girl once skated up and down the boardwalk twenty-three times without having to stop to adjust her thong even ONCE! With an IQ nearly twice her cup size, Roller Girl can't be stopped. Either that or she can't stop. I'd say lookout, but you'll be looking anyway because those Roller Blades are oiled and ready to bounce right over you.